Obviously loaded with more cash than brain cells, this good Texan managed to drive his Bugatti Veyron straight into a saltwater lagoon. When asked what caused this costly and embarrassing accident, he pandered on about how a low-flying pelican made him drop his mobile phone into the cramped footwell. Then, whilst scrabbling around for the missing handset with one hand, he somehow managed to veer off the road and plunge into the muddy shallows. Words fail me…