When we fly we want to know that the people up front have got it together. Of course, they are human and therefore prone to the same idiocy as the rest of us, at least some of the time. Luckily, having a brawl in-flight – during which none of the crew were actually flying the plane – and ranting over the intercom about the lack of sex on offer from your cabin crew, are not everyday events on most airlines.

For a list of the seven worst things a pilot can do, check out this story.