
So it was bound to happen that someone would cast smelly aspersions the way of Robert Pattinson. He has been known to manifest in slightly disheveled states (and indulge in bouts of ill advised hair scratching) which could lead the casual observer to argue that he had not had a run in with his shower for longer than was socially acceptable. But I dare say this is a horrible poo slinging attempt at curbing his frenetic fan club’s enthusiasm. Since then Pattinson has come clean - and asserted that he is very much in favor of judicious applications of soap and water.
Still if he in fact does have a proclivity for BO, he is not alone, several famous types before him have had an interest in the smellier aspects of the erotic. Most notably one Napoleon Bonaparte who quite liked the Empress to emulate the great unwashed before his forays into the imperial bed.
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