Comrades unite against Olga Kurylenko the new Bond girl who is Daniel Craig’s latest squeeze in Quantum of Solace. The Russian Communist Party has declared her an enemy of the people for aiding and abbeting “the killer of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies.” Furthermore she has had intimate relations “with a man who worked for decades under the orders of Thatcher and Reagan to destroy the USSR”.

This is the story according to The Times:
“In an appeal to the actress on its website, the St Petersburg wing of the party said: “The Soviet Union educated you, cared for you and brought you up for free but no one suspected that you would commit this act of intellectual and moral betrayal. How could you desert your homeland in its moment of need? Do you really want Crimean girls to be raped by cruel and stupid American marines? Where is your patriotism?”

The communists are, however, in a forgiving mood — if she delivers her co-star, Daniel Craig, into the clutches of Russia’s secret services for interrogation. “Let him tell what other plans are being written in the Pentagon and Hollywood to discredit Russia and drive a wedge between the Russian and Ukrainian peoples.”

It would be almost funny if it were a joke, but Sergei Malinkovich, leader of the St Petersburg communist party, is apparently deadly serious. He told the Times: “Everyone knows that the CIA and MI6 finance James Bond films as a special operation of psychological warfare against us. This Ukrainian girl sleeps with Bond and that means that Ukraine is sleeping with the West.”"

Right then so here is the top ten list of the other counter revolutionary forces aka Bond Girls – at play in bikinis and slinky ball gowns with the Russian Communist Parties nemesis Bond, James Bond.
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