dear hart

Aspasia, I’m flattered!
The boots – a la kenneth cole – were a little treat from the shoe fairy, although I don’t believe Mr Cole bats for the same team. Or does he?
Anyway, like the **** patent red peep-toes you used to flaunt in the ELLE office (you remember the ones?), these boots were made for stalking.
As for the pink tee… Topshop Baby!
Now there’s a store that needs a home in South Africa. Can you organise?

Tantric Tash

Wasn’t there once a tampon / sanitary towel commercial that professed “Coz I liiiyke pink” ?? …well I liiiiyke pink too, especially on literary stud muffin Darren Hart. Hot pic – definitely one for books!!!

Easy Ernie

This is one many favorites to come out of the Hartmeister’s wardrobe. As the Artist PINK says in her song R-E-S-P-E-C-T:

Mirror on the wall, damn I sure look fine
I can’t blame those h*rny boys, I would make me
mine.
When I pass you in a club, “Ooh, lala!” you gasp
Back up boy, I ain’t your toy, or your piece of
a**.

Nice one Bigboy… looking good as always!

Admiring Amy

The computer says, “YES!” Well done DJ Smart!

clueless carly

admiring amy, easy ernie and tantric tash… i see a pattern

Raymond Stolp

“I am your nurse… and you are my hospital.”
Raymond Stolp, 2003

See Ray’s greatest live performance here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZB8HJo-lnM