With Dave King’s Quoin Rock coming up for auction, the media is full of speculation as to who will buy the spectacular 158ha wine estate worth “more than R120-million.” Speculation focuses on “billionaire Johann Rupert and banking tycoons Paul Harris and GT Ferreira.”
Crisply grilled witches hats made from calamari and chorizo sausage for lunch at the Troyeville Hotel today with two bottles of fizz served blind: Louis Roederer NV and Quoin Rock Agulhas maiden vintage supplied by Tadzio who magicked-up a bottle when we met at a larney literary festival in Stellenbosch last year. “Some people say you have something against us,” said Tadzio “but I’m sure they’re mistaken.”

Reggie Kray after Degas, lifted from the Guardian
After a wonderful dinner of intense mussel soup and cook-in-bag (sous vide in French) lamb at the Vineyard Hotel on Friday night together with Karl Lambour’s terrific Constantia Glen 2007 Saddle red blend, when the lady from Old Mutual phoned to sell me a policy along with an invitation to the Trophy Show lunch at the same venue today, I cried off in favour of a spinach pizza at Posticino in Sea Point. After my Chenin Challenge experience earlier this year, I’ve decided to give these local wine shows the flick until someone convinces me that the wines that win the big prizes are the same wines on the supermarket shelf. As Joe Berado told me last month “don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter.”

Posticino at lunch today
“A mountain of tedious pretention” is not the comment of a dyspeptic wine critic on the attempts of the Simonsberg ward of Stellenbosch to promote itself as the heart of fine winemaking in SA (which it is), but rather a French review of Federico Fellini’s La città delle donne (City of Women) at the 33rd Cannes Film Festival in 1980, immortalized in Wikipedia.

Simon's Mountain: a mountain of women
Whistling in the dark perhaps, but when I wrote this wine survey for the Financial Mail last month, I opined that with exports and local sales up and quality never better, wine is one bright spot in a gloomy retail landscape. Read More…