Was it the same Iraqi taxi driver who told Heston Blumenthal (or Hester as he’s called by WOSA on Twitter) “Cape Town is the most beautiful city in the world and the vineyards are only 45 minutes away” as the one who told the infamous British spy that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction that could reach London in 45 minutes?

Hester Blumenthal
If Wosa’s dirty tricks department wants to drown that meddlesome hack Emile Joubert in a butt of Malmsey like the Duke of Clarence, then the condemned man should request the Vinhos Barbeito 20 year old Malvasia. We had a test run last night at O Jacinto, a restaurant in Telheiras (a suburb of Lisboa) and the wine, imported from the salty mid-Atlantic by Miguel and poured by beverage mentor Aníbal Coutinho, was so good, we had to double up on the order of pudim. Acidic raisins with rancio, there is nothing in the SA national cellar to come close to this weapon of mass intoxication.