I wonder how many pedants noticed the deliberate mistake in the first sentence of Mr. Min’s wonderful deflation of wine pretentions in Sawubona, inflight magazine of SAA, this month: “Marsanne, Rousanne, Ugni Blanc, Viura, Macabeo, Vermentino, Verdelho, Crouchen Blanc. Not exotically-named actresses, as you may think but white wine grapes – the flamboyant nomenclature of a number of foreign performers taking to the South African wine stage.” Viura and Macabeo are the same thing.

Jane and Basil Landau make a super Semillon says Mr. Min