The wine services sector in SA is nothing if not entrepreneurial. Hardly had the Jimmy Choos of Tim Atkin finished putting the boot into the export aspirations of SA’s heavyweight wines in COC-UP – Campaign Opposed to Carbon-Unfriendly Packaging – he’s running in the Observer, than the e-mail offering a “GCX Certified Carbon Footprint Analyst Course Level 1” – a snip at R6,500 for three days, dropped into my in-box. The course content certainly contains huge amounts of hot air:

Is the loss of ice on Kilimanjaro caused by UK winehacks flying to SA?
Day 1: Why should we measure carbon:
What is Climate Change?
Climate and weather
What makes the climate change?
How has the climate changed in the past?
The greenhouse effect.
Have people contributed to changing the climate?
Is the globe warming?
Climate change and the future
What are the implications of global warming and climate change?
* The Carbon Markets: An Introduction
The history of carbon markets and the Kyoto Protocol
The Clean Development Mechanism
The Mandatory Market
The Voluntary Market
The state of Carbon Markets
Day 2: How do we Measure carbon
What is a Carbon Footprint?
Why do a Carbon Footprint?
Planning to undertake a Carbon Footprint?
What are the Standards for Carbon Footprinting?
What tools are available to undertake a footprint?
How to undertake a Carbon Footprint for a business
Step 1: Setting boundaries
Step 2: Collecting data
Step 3: Data analysis
Quality control and Verification
Reporting and Disclosure
South African Legislation
Day 3: Doing the Footprint
Practical Example via case study
Of course wine hacks live in glass houses when it comes to giving heavyweight bottles the flick. Should we give up our freebees, flying around the world to taste wine or to judge international wine competitions, play golf or go cage diving for sharks? Of course Tim himself lives in one of the best appointed crystal palaces. I wonder whether he’ll be accepting submissions in heavy bottles for the International Wine Competition in London next year where he is a co-chair? Let’s hope nobody calls for a boycott of that!
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