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R50: the Quantum of Pleasure

By Neil Pendock | 1 day, 5 hours ago

As SA closes in on France in 3rd position as UK wine supplier behind Australia and the US, SA exporters are set to make further gains as the penny drops that Zef rappers Die Antwoord are a Chav phenomenon that will ring more bells than the Hunchback of Nôtre Dame in Doncaster and Derby, just like they do in Durbanville. That Die Antwoord were jolling in a Kuns Kafee in Pampoenkraal (pumpkin homestead, the original moniker of Durbanville) on Friday night (entrance R50) comes as no surprise as the pips already supply Blighty with dora, much of it under Constantia brands like HMS Rattlesnake (Steenberg) and Buiten Blanc (Buitenverwachting). Even that producer of classic Syrah, Eagle’s Nest, is buying-in Sauvignon Blanc and it’s not news that Klein Constantia has well traveled grapes.

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Wendy’s Weeds

By Neil Pendock | 1 day, 15 hours ago

Wine lovers are fortunate that most SA vineyards are situated in the Cape and not Johannesburg or else they’d all have been uprooted by the city council during Weedbuster Week. With Johannesburg’s glorious Jacaranda trees now class three invasive plants (may no longer be planted or sold by nurseries, but may remain in your garden if kept under control) grape vines would have no chance. They are obviously class one invaders and must be removed forthwith as they consume loads of water and proliferate, seemingly without control, like Somali shopkeepers in Hout Bay, Mozambican merchants in Melville and Zimbabwean zimmerframers in Zeekoeivlei.

The upcountry persecution of plants has reached such a stage that two of the city’s greenest thumbs, Wendy and Hylton Appelbaum, have relocated their nursery to their De Morgenzon pied à cap where they can pot and potter in peace.

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Mighty Mo

By Neil Pendock | 2 days, 14 hours ago

Lunch with Columbit marketing maven Bridget Davidtsz and her African Gray parrot Mo Snavel to hear about progress planting spekbooms (surely spekbome?) in Calitzdorp to sequester carbon on an Amazonian scale. Seems that one ha of those vetplante (succulents) squirrels away four tons of CO2. All music to the ears of UK wine journos and other nimbys as they fly around the planet, business class, preaching the carbon gospel of featherweight packaging (except for Champagne, natch) and bottling in Blighty.

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Dennis does Diversity

By Neil Pendock | 3 days, 4 hours ago

Diversity is punted as the big draw card for SA wines. So when a group of visiting European sommeliers was presented with a tasting of 120 Sauvignon Blancs at ten in the morning recently, the disappointment at the lack of flavour diversity was palpable. “They all taste the same!” Far better to split the tasting into flights held in a geographic context; perhaps even hosted in the various appellations: Constantia, Darling, Durbanville, Elgin, Hemel en Aarde and even the unexpected Bovlei Valley under the vertiginous pass Andrew Geddes Bains built into the interior in the 19th century.

Say Wellington and Sauvignon Blanc in the same sentence and you’re off to New Zealand, yet the wine which catapulted Wellington (Cape) estate Doolhof onto the vinous radar screen was a 2006 vintage Sauvignon Blanc. As owner Dennis Kerrison remembers “we had a flood of people visiting to see if the wine really came from the Bovlei.” Last year’s elevation of Dunstone Shiraz 2008 to five star stunner in the Platter sighted wine guide will no doubt attract a host of Rhôneish lookie-loos to the Bovlei this summer.

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Rollo on a Roll

By Neil Pendock | 4 days, 14 hours ago

It was always pushing your luck to call your farm Journey’s End without consulting St. Christopher and the Gods of Civil Engineering who have turned SA into a giant traffic jam for the benefit of FIFA over the past few years. And so it came to pass that the cream and clots of the SA wine writing churn were invited to Journey’s End to launch a new 250 ton cellar which will replace the winery with the largest carbon footprint on earth: pick grapes in Gordon’s Bay; truck to the University of Stellenbosch for fermentation; truck to Lourensford for maturation and back to the Ivory Tower for each racking; followed by a final trip to the warehouse… on the very day the roads department dug up their purlieu between Sir Lowry’s Pass Village and the farm, waving more red flags than a Chinese New Year. Now we know why WOSA prefer helicopters for ferrying guests.

All this terroir by truck, the terrestrial equivalent of shipping Madeira over the equator in the belly of a boat, certainly works as these wines had more show medals than Idi Amin. Starting with the first one – a 2002 Chardonnay that was a Platter five star sighted stunner in its day. As is the way with vinous hole-in-ones, victory was snatched from the jaws of defeat by the fickle finger of fate (a digit of vineyard manager Paul Fourie) that spent the day separating noble rot berries from gray rotters. And they’ve got better since then expressing “elegance with firm acidity and good definition of fruit” as sales and marketing director Rollo Gabb pointed out. And he should know, having run a trio of London restaurants plus the Hacienda nightclub in Manchester for seven years, being the person responsible for that city’s first outdoor festival in 1994 which attracted 20 000 Mancs.

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Natural vs. Wild Gravity

By Neil Pendock | 6 days, 5 hours ago

Talking Heads tongueman David Byrne (he of the XXXL suits) is obscure at the best of times and his lyrics to Wild Gravity are a good example:

Somewhere in South Carolina
And gravity don’t mean a thing
And all around the world each and every one
Is playing with a heart of steel

In particular winery designer Mitch Hayhow for whom gravity and stainless steel tanks are the tools of his trade. He designed the new 750 ton winery on De Morgenzon in the Stellenboschkloof and owner Wendy Appelbaum told me they have “natural gravity” that takes grapes on their journey from sorting table to crusher to stainless steel fermenters and maturation tanks before ending up in a bottle, some of which may or may not be closed with stainless steel Stelvin caps. Most, if husband Hylton had his way.

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2009: best SA vintage ever

By Neil Pendock | 6 days, 16 hours ago

“2009 is the vintage of which I dreamed” says Mancunian wine negoçiant Paul Boutinot over lunch yesterday in his vertiginous Waterkloof restaurant cum tasting room overlooking Somerset West and False Bay. “It’s the best vintage I’ve tasted in 30 years in the business. The last really good one was 1997. If this was Bordeaux, it would be hailed as vintage of this century and the last but due to a lack of marketing ability, we’re wasting our time singing the praises of Chenin Blanc (with which I agree) and Pinotage (on which I beg to differ) when we should be focused on the Big Picture” he continued, focusing on the Everard Read big wildlife on the walls, which transforms the private dining room into an extension of the famous Johannesburg/Cape Town art gallery. “This is WOSA’s (Wines of SA, the exporters’ mouthpiece) story of a lifetime.” The WOSA team arrive today, so hopefully Paul’s message will be passed on.

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Recycling Cape Riesling

By Neil Pendock | 1 week ago

While 2009 was a comet vintage for SA whites, 2008 was an altogether more modest vintage with many Cape Rieslings (Crouchen Blanc) now tasting like something from the bottom of the vase holding the dried arrangement. Salvation from an unlikely source: Beyond Nose to Tail: a kind of British cooking part II (Bloomsbury, 2007) by Fergus Henderson and Justin Piers Gellatly starts off on a most un-British note. Behind the injunction “something to get the juices going” is a recipe for a bicyclette, so named “as old men drink it and then wobble home on their bikes” in Italy. Harry’s Bar in Venice refuses to serve it, but then the canals would be even more polluted if they were full of old men and their bikes.

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Wendy Appelbaum: Vineyard Super Cruncher

By Neil Pendock | 1 week, 1 day ago

For a glimpse of data-mining in the vineyard, take a drive out to De Morgenzon in the Stellenboschkloof. Regression and randomization are two statistical techniques that are revolutionizing everything from insurance premiums to interest payments and really important stuff, like how wines are rated, according to Super Cruchers: how anything can be predicted (John Murray, 2007). Legal eagle Ian Ayers lifts the lid on several statistical tools that perform better than the gaggle self-appointed pompous pundits.

Interested in predicting quality of Bordeaux en primeur offerings before Jancis and Robert Parker pronounce? Try quality = 12.145+0.00117*winter rainfall + 0.0614*average growing season temperature – 0.00386*harvest rainfall. And you don’t need a pricey subscription to the Purple Pages or Wine Advocate, either. Of course statistics won’t work in SA where quality is determined visually. Or rather a different regression would apply in which rainfall is replaced by amount of ad spend and number of tasting samples delivered to the sighted seers substitutes for temperature.

While regression may have its limitations in SA, randomization rules and Ian’s quantitative approaches can be heard in action in Stellenbosch where Wendy Appelbaum plays classical music to her Shiraz vineyard while giving a neighbouring vineyard the Dome of Omnipresent Silence (DOOS) treatment. Baroque tunes are played to an audience of vines from loudspeakers mounted on predator poles. Initial statistical results confirm better plant vigour, healthier grapes and even different harvest dates for silent berries.

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FW orders 3.5 star Original

By Neil Pendock | 1 week, 2 days ago

Forget about tourism and mineral exports, once again FW de Klerk, the last white president of the Republic, confirms unbanning the ANC and SA Communist Party was all about wine. As he tells the Observer today, twenty years on from that momentous day when he announced the release of Nelson Mandela, “If we had not changed in the manner we did, South Africa would be completely isolated. The majority of people in the world would be intent on overthrowing the government. Our economy would be non-existent – we would not be exporting a single case of wine and South African planes would not be allowed to land anywhere. Internally, we would have the equivalent of civil war.” How ironic then that the struggle is to be celebrated with Chivas Regal, an imported Scotch.

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