Frene Ginwala has ordered that the letter written by President Thabo Mbeki to Justice Minister Brigette Mabandla regarding the prosecution of Jackie Selebi not be released. But I have obtained a copy of it and here it is:

Dear Brigette,

You remember our gooda friend Jackie? Always with the new Aigner shirt bought by that fat guy with the squeezed up eyes?
Well, Jackie has been runningk my security operation with greata success. Not many prosecutions, but he is a good friend of the family, so great success!
Well, Jackie is going through a hard time. That cock-a-roach Pikoli has got it in his head that he can do what he likes. Now he want to prosecuta Jackie because he has a good friend who helps him out with this and that. He seems to have forgotten that I runna things in this country.
What do we do with cock-a-roaches? We squasha them! Stampa on them with the heel of the crocodile skin shoe!
Now you tella that Pikoli that he leava Jackie alone or I will kicka his ass out on the pavement with the other cock-a-roaches! Capiche?
You gooda friend,
Thabo

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