Sung to the tune of the Sarah Brightman song …

Don’t cry for me Argentina
The truth is we will outscrum you
All through the first half
And in the second
I’ll keep my promise
So you keep your distance

And as for line-outs, and as for rucks
I never invited you in
Though it seems to the world you are competitive
They are illusions
They’re not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
We will beat you and you’ll never beat me

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